Humorous Quote Collection


Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog!

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

You might be a redneck if: You think a mouse pad is where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang.

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin. 

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